July 2011
June 2011
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Wiz Khalifa.
One thing I hate about being a girl:
My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go.
And I’m like, “Have you seen me?”
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I'd pass this on!
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
This^
lol why not.
FUCK IT I NEED CASH.
Chilln by myself at home .
then i hear some strange ass noise,
but you know, i figure it ain’t nothin
but then i hear that shxt again
so then i get up like this
and then i realize im just hallucinating so,
im good, im good, back to chlln.
lol
Ya mama so fat she hop scotch like this..
Los angeles,texas,new york
How my parents think I dance at a party
How I really dance at a party
